I have been waiting for this woman for a week! You would think that the promise of a new kitchen would have her run over here with all her little samples, all her pictures, not forgetting the calculator, but noooo… She’s made me wait for a whole darned week!

And to top it all, now that I know she’ll be here in a few minutes, who else shows up unannounced? Mister Pool Man… And trust me when I tell you… I just loooove when Mister Pool Man takes care of my pool…

You see, he is one of those, blessed at birth type of dudes, a hot thick dick descending mid thigh when not erect, dangling from the center, where his rock hard muscled legs meet up. A 6 pack hard as rock. Turn him around and I defy any one, man or woman not to lick his or her lips at the sight of his perky and delicious ass.

Yes, Mr. Pool Man is indeed a lucky man and I have been lusting after him since I first laid my horny eyes on him, one hot Wednesday afternoon when he thought I wasn’t around and decided to take a swim in the very pool he had come to service. And as if in a dream, I witnessed this creature of dreams strip down naked, grab his thick and flaccid thick, no doubt because released from the confines of his jokers he needed to alleviate the weight… gulp… and get into the pool…

You would think that the cold water would dampen his feelings, but ohhh nooo… not my Pool Man… No sir… He went into the water, his thick cock limp and heavy and came out with a hardon the size of king kong. What a glorious sight! All I could do was watch and admire and feel myself getting drenched at the thought of what this guy could be doing to me right then.

The funny thing is that as soon as my juices started to flow, my MILF Phone Sex Line rang and I can tell that this particular caller found me in a very inspired and inspiring mood!

But then again, when I am not inspired? LOL.

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And now, here he is again, about to send my juices flowing and I am waiting for that bitch to come and give me an estimate for a new kitchen.

And as I watch him get ready to service my…  oh gosh… how I could do with him plowing me hard right now, the bell rings, and who’s there, at the front door?

Miss Kitchen, all smiles and charms, at the ready, the cutest fake boobs this site or Puerto Rico and as I let her in and guide her into the kitchen, I allow myself a quick peep at her butt…

We get to the kitchen, she settles down to start with the measurements, gives me a sideways look and right there, I know she’ll be my bitch today…

Today is going to be fun after all…

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